For those of you who thought Paris Hilton has nothing to do with women's hoops:

Paris will join Lisa Leslie, Sue Bird, and Nikki Teasley on the basketball court for the NBA All-Star Celebrity Game. No joke. It will be on ESPN at 7 eastern tomorrow night.

Seriously, as much as I totally heart Paris, I would give anything to see Sue foul her hard, or to see Leslie dunk on her head.