Brittany Jackson defends her decision to pose in a second-tier spank mag.... digs a deeper hole in the process.

"All girls dream of modeling," Jackson said. "It's something I think all girls, in the back of their mind, would love to do."

Hard to know how to respond to that. It's tempting to resort to insults. But maybe that's too cruel. Or too easy.

If you're looking for some more retro tragi-comedy, check out this late 60s corporate/misogynist propaganda video titled "So You Want to Be a Cheerleader." Starring: Sara's aunt.