In a gratuitous insult to Sulka, Merc owner Robert Sarver went out of his way to say in the press conference yesterday that he'd be trying to hire Meyers for a couple years. Meyers said she turned down the job a year ago.

She will also have some role, still undefined, on the men's side of the organization. But right now, said Meyers, "the Mercury is my priority."

(Recycled: Timber's famous ode to Meyers.)